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Topic: Santa Claus suit

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Bikini, Pokemon cards

Most admires:

Santa Claus

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Religion(s):

Atheist

Favorite TV show(s):

South Park

Favorite activity(s):

Trading cards

Favorite book(s):

"Dracula" by Bram Stocker
"Lady Chatterley's Lover" by D H Lawrence
"Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce

Likes to wear:

Beard, Moustache, Vampire costume

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Listens to:

ZZ Top

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cross-dressing for a day

Favorite time of year:

Christmas, Ramadan, Halloween

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Santa Claus Suit Hire Company Ltd santasuithire.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

If Santa Claus were defined to be an individual who is fat, has a white beard and wears a red suit, then clearly any person who matched that description would, by definition, be Santa Claus.
Santa Claus is [characterized as] a fat man who wears a red suit and has a white beard.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The Santa Claus suit was donated to the Lodge.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Bashar shares the idea that Santa Claus is a nature spirit created by our collective consciousness and discusses the symbolism of his red suit and reindeer.
The Santa Claus suit, the small artificial Christmas tree, the religious items, even the Menorah he could understand.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

There lay the Santa Claus Suit in full living color.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

His suit is like that of Santa Claus, but with the reds and whites reversed.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Looks like Santa Claus left town and all he left us was the red suit.
They all wear Santa Claus suits as disguises.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Bush filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making his list and then checking it twice.

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