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Topic: Santa Clause is Coming to Town

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Santa Claus, Ingrid Bergman

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Favorite author(s):

Edgar Allan Poe

Favorite TV show(s):

Mr Bean, Dawson's Creek, The Muppets

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Favorite actor(s):

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Favorite computer game(s):

Half-Life

Favorite movie(s):

Terminator, Lord of the Rings

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards

Listens to:

Billy Gilman, AC/DC, Korn

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Starting life again as a baby

Favorite time of year:

Christmas

Favorite quote(s):

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Santa clause is coming to town - Xmas.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

PROGRAM[015:38:47] Santa Clause is coming to town, I hope.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Tunes: Jingle Bells, Santa Clause is Coming to Town, and We Wish You a Merry Christmas.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Plays "Santa Clause is Coming to Town"

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Santa Clause is watching - This custom creation from Holiday Designs plays off of the words of that wonderful Christmas song, Santa Clause is Coming to Town.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

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