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Topic: Claw

Related:
  Cat's Claw    Bear Claw  
  Eagle Claw    Paws and Claws  
  Claw Foot Tub    Bath w Claw Foot Tub  
  Devil's Claw    Tiger Claw  
  Panzer Claws  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch
Most admires:T S Eliot
Bad point(s):Lazy
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite era(s):Jurassic times
Favorite body part(s):Teeth
Favorite food(s):Seafood
Favorite animal(s):Tiger,  Tiger,  Owls
Favorite movie(s):Jurassic Park
Favorite computer game(s):Lemmings
Starsign:Leo
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being reincarnated as a termite,  Turning into a vampire
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

His claws could find no purchase on the smooth surface and he slithered inexorably towards a large bowl of pink blancmange.
Stone crab claws are cooked immediately after harvest to prevent the meat from sticking to the inside of the shell.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Fangs and claws are often used to make protective and magical items such as talismans.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

His claws extended from in between his knuckles and stabbed into the flesh of the rabbit pinning it to the ground.
Claws affixed to hands in robot mode are common brawl weapons.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

His claws are made out of newspaper wrapped around coat hangers and spray painted black.
Sharp claws raked at her soul as tears begin to drip down her cheeks.
My claws tear red lines over caked blood but nothing stops the mute from pinning me down.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The extractor claws are similar to that of Winchester or Stolle and the bolt stops are positioned on the left hand side of the action.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

CLAWS will attempt to match the longest possible suffix to the word and assign the candidate tags associated with that suffix.
The 12 claws are framed by traditional Navajo patterns.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Soft Claws are an easy way to stop your cat from damaging furniture and carpets without declawing.
 
 
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