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Topic: Panzer Claws

Vital Stats

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Most admires:

T S Eliot

Bad point(s):

Lazy

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Dream job(s):

Astronaut

Favorite era(s):

Jurassic times

Favorite book(s):

"Dianetics" by L Ron Hubbard

Favorite food(s):

Seafood

Favorite animal(s):

Tiger, Tiger, Owls

Favorite movie(s):

Jurassic Park

Favorite computer game(s):

Lemmings, Warcraft, X-Wing

Favorite destination(s):

The Moon

Starsign:

Leo

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being reincarnated as a termite, Turning into a vampire

Membership(s):

World Vision

Worst habit(s):

Nervous twitch

Expert Talk

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Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Panzer Claws is a game that truly lives up to its genre.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Panzer Claws comes with over 20 missions, including the German invasion into Russia and, of course, D-Day.
Missions in Panzer Claws require a great deal of planning and trial and error tactics before they can be completed.
Graphically, Panzer Claws is acceptable, but nothing new or ground-breaking.

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