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Topic: Paws and Claws

Related:
  Paw    Claw  
  Paws Dog    Bear Paw  
  Cat's Claw    Paw  
  Cat's Paw    Paw Prints  
  Bear Claw    Eagle Claw  
  Claw Foot Tub    Bath w Claw Foot Tub  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Easter Bunny,  T S Eliot
Personality:Aggressive
Bad point(s):Lazy
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Politics:Animal rights
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite era(s):Jurassic times
Favorite food(s):Seafood
Favorite animal(s):Tiger,  Tiger,  Cat
Favorite movie(s):Jurassic Park
Favorite computer game(s):Lemmings
Starsign:Leo
Favorite time of year:Winter
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being reincarnated as a termite,  Turning into a vampire
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Applying Soft Paws to the hind claws will help prevent damage from cats jumping on and off furniture.
Claws and paws had haunted me in my dreams.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Paws and Claws is pleased to be a distributor for Flint River Ranch Super Premium Health Food for dogs and cats.
Sharp claws sheathed within soft paws.
Soft Paws are designed not to interfere with the normal extension and retraction of claws.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Paws and Claws’ first fundraiser for the animals was held on Saturday, November 25, 2000.
His paws featured mother of pearl claws.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Paws and Claws will also assist in finding temporary or new homes if the owner has a need for short or long-term nursing care and is unable to have their pet with them.
The claws have to be trimmed every 4 to 8 weeks for life because the nails tend to overgrow and can turn into the pads of the paw causing pain and infection.
The front paws were equipped with two extra-long fingers with large claws, possibly used for reaching high branches.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Paws and Claws Senior Pet Fund Application Please fill in the appropriate information to the best of your availability and Mr.
All information is kept confidential and not divulged to Paws and Claws staff or any outside sources.
 
 
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