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Topic: Clean

Related:
  Clean Air    Clean Water  
  Clean Room    Clean House  
  Clean System    Clean clear  
  Clean Carpet    Clean Power  
  Drive Clean    Clean Your Files  
  Simple clean    Clean Computer  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Vacuum cleaner,  Gas oven,  House
Appearance:Overweight
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Politics:Green
Dream job(s):Janitor
Favorite body part(s):Teeth
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Anything with salt
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish fishtank
Interest(s):Camping
Likes to wear:Diapers,  Vinyl
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Discus throwers tend to love cleans and hate bench pressing because their levers predispose them for success in the former lift and failure in the latter exercise.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Cleans drink spills from upholstery and carpets.
The Nova process is an active washing system which thoroughly pre-cleans the corks in a series of purified water showers.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

As she cleans up the spill, a kid at the next booth reaches over and dumps a scoop of ice cream into the top pouch of Sarah's apron She stares down at the mess melting over her hard-earned and sags with defeat.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

With over 150,000 cleans to our name we offer the service to over 15 million homes via our company and UK wide franchised outlets.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Lasting repentance cleans our hearts, renews the intellect, protects the contrite soul in the obedience of the Father, and through repentance, we can discover all the graces and secrets of the Heavenly Father.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Closing an embedded database now correctly cleans static instances to allow for restarting of the database.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

The Swinger deep cleans heavily soiled and matted carpet on stairs and traffic areas with an easy side to side (heal and toe) self propelled motion.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Gene's Cleaning Cleans Up in Elliot Davis Cup The consolation match-up of the Elliot Davis Polo Cup eight goal at Aiken Polo Club saw Brigadoon against Cato Farms.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

This verification of the session freshness also calls the garbage collector that cleans up old sessions and if it succeeds, updates the session freshness information itself to ensure that the user now has a new grace period during which the session nonce will be regarded as fresh.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

In addition, it cleans and lubricates the entire fuel system of any gas vehicle and functions as an excellent upper cylinder lubricant for increased power and performance.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I like to help too and when mommy cleans I follow her around the house to lend a lick in case she needs my special form of cleaning.
 
 
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