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Topic: Cleaning

Related:
  Dry Cleaning    Cleaning Services  
  Cleaning Equipment    Carpet Cleaning  
  Cleaning Solution    Home Cleaning  
  Cleaning Supplies    Floor Cleaning  
  Cleaning Company    Cleaning Products  
  Cleaning Chemicals    Cleaning Business  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Vacuum cleaner,  Gas oven,  House
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Dream job(s):Janitor,  Interior decorator,  Housewife
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite body part(s):Teeth,  Hair
Favorite food(s):Anything with salt
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish
Likes to wear:Vinyl,  Diapers
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"A penny saved is a penny earned"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Periodic cleaning and maintenance of the media modules will be required to maintain an environment conducive to healthy bacterial reproduction and to insure proper treatment.
Process parameters for ultrasonic cleaning will be discussed along with procedures for proper operation of ultrasonic cleaning equipment to achieve maximum results.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Chem-DryŽ is a revolutionary carpet cleaning process that uses Hot Carbonating Extraction and ingredients copied from Mother Nature to make your carpets fresh and clean again.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Dry cleaning or professional pressing recommended on pleated items two to three times a school year to sharpen the pleats.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Ultrasonic Cleaning Machines incorporate vibrating transducers which are more than 90% efficient and are equipped with silicon static generators.
We are the acknowledged leader in Ultrasonic Cleaning Systems and Solutions, and we continue to develop new technology and applications everyday.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Dry cleaning solvents can be purchased at your grogery store or at your local carpet cleaning supply retailer.
Cleaning, routine maintenance and other similar services done by manufacturers would also typically not be considered returns to the manufacturer for repair.
We are specialists in the high tech hygienic cleaning and preventative maintenance of your electronic equipment.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

OUR Laundry Detergent was initially developed by an owner of a cleaning service who could not find any detergent on the market to get her cleaning clothes and towels CLEAN to her satisfaction.
The cleanings had also been something of a shock, but somehow it seemed that she and nurse Andrea got along rather well together, so that by the time the young girl was finished with her bath, she was feeling very relaxed and calm about the prospects of the upcoming treatments.
Sometimes after dry cleaning a quilt it may be necessary to air the quilt as the fibers may temporarily retain some of the dry cleaning fumes.
 
 
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