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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Colon Cleansing

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Personality:

Nervous

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine, Food & Wine magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts, Eyes, Lungs

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Taking weight loss pills, Undergoing therapy

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Tea, Orange Juice

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Belching

Favorite quote(s):

"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Colonics are becoming an increasingly popular health practice for colon cleansing.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Colon hydrotherapy cleansings do not wash out intestinal flora.
Colon cleansing involves natural detoxification of the colon.
Cleansing colon involves natural detoxification of the colon.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Is eating raw foods, or taking a herbal colon cleansing supplement, or doing a few colonics enough to clean out and get healthy?

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The green coloring is from the colon herbal cleansing supplement.
HOME COLONICS A Safe Gentle Irrigation and Cleansing of the Colon You may wonder why my colonics board is made out of wood while all the others on the market are made out of molded plastic?

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Herbal colon cleansing can revitalize our natural functions, empowering new lifestyle choices, and assisting true healing.
Colon Cleansing is recommended as an adjunct to fasting to cleanse the lower colon of toxins.
Herbal colon cleansing is the process of helping the colon's natural function of clearing stored toxins.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Intestinal cleansing detox parasite formula colon cleanse.
Fasting and colon cleansing.

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