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Topic: Cleft Lip and Palate

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Appearance:Beautiful
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Insane
Intelligence:Retarded,  Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Teeth,  Eyes
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Being normal
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Heart attack imminent
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

A: Healthcare providers and the public healthcare system subsidize the cost of reconstructive surgery for most children born with cleft lips and palates in the U.
The goal is to train Chinese surgeons and surgeons worldwide to be more proficient, more experienced and obtain a better understanding of how to help children with cleft lips and palates.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Cleft lip and cleft palate conditions can also result in visible nasal distortion which can interfere with proper facial growth.
The QVH is one of the largest centres in South East Thames, having more than 950 cleft lip and palate patients registered with the National Craniofacial Anomaly Register.
Are you interested in surgery for cleft lip and/or cleft palate?
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The Smile Train is a children's charity dedicated to solving the problem of cleft lips and palates.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Cleft lip, cleft palate, craniosynostosis, pediatric plastic surgery - Childrens Hospital L.
Moses also is a reconstructive surgeon, treating children with cleft lip and palate and congenital craniofacial deformities, at his practice at Children’s Hospital.
Congenital deformities such as cleft lip and palate are corrected for a normal social life.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Bringing Smiles to Children Around the World The goal of Rotaplast International is to eliminate the incidence of untreated cleft lips and palates in children worldwide by the year 2025.
She has become a hard worker in a support group established by the parents of children with cleft lips and palates.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Many of the patients seen had congenital defects such as cleft lips and palates, malformed or missing ears and vascular lesions.
 
 
 User Talk
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LATOYA SMITH
2005-06-24 23:33:55
i'M doing a report on cleft lip and palate and I would like to know where I could find some illustrations online?
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