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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Click Paid

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Currently has on their coffee table:

The Times, Time magazine

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Mail carrier, Tax Collector

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite computer game(s):

Minesweeper

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Downloading porn

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Finding a job, Owning their own trailer

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money, Showing off

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Close attention has been paid to make the unit operate without audible clicks or pops.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

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When a customer clicks through directly to the store (not our web page) the order they place is coded to you and you receive a percentage on anything they purchase, paid as an advertising fee.
Affiliates are paid commissions every time a visitor clicks through their site to a merchant site.

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