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Topic: Client Server

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Favorite food(s):

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

CLIENT's servers and other equipment located at PROVIDER's premises will be used as collateral for unpaid bills and penalties.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This means that developers can develop clients and even a soccer server by using any type of programming language which has UDP and ASCII string utilities.
Our FTP servers are compatible with all major FTP clients and Web design programs with integrated FTP.
It is a feature of Web servers that allows HTML clients such as browsers to communicate over the Web with programs installed on the server.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Clients web sites are designed on our test server and can be hosted on our main server for a monthly fee.
It is possible and convenient for the DCC clients using a server on the same computer to use the same home directory as the server.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Clients and servers are generally connected via local area networks (LANs) in most organizations, but servers are usually accessible through firewalls from the internet or dial-up connections.
Backup servers are supported: the clients can switch to the backup server in the middle of a transfer if the primary Rembo Toolkit server has failed.
NTP is designed for use by clients and servers with a wide range of capabilities and over a wide range of network delays and jitter characteristics.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Test clients were connected to each server using an Ethernet crossover cable.
All client computers were also seamlessly changed to our new servers either through phone support or physical office visits.
Web clients are be serviced by Documentum Rightsite Server using IIS4 as the Web Server Platform.

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