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Topic: Clinton

  President Clinton    Bill Clinton  
  President Bill Clinton    Hillary Clinton  
  Clinton County    George Clinton  
  Port Clinton    Hillary Rodham Clinton  
  Clinton and Monica    Clinton impeachment  
  William Jefferson Clinton    Clinton scandal  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Hillary Clinton,  Al Gore,  George W Bush
Favorite actor(s):Ronald Reagan
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair,  Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Bad point(s):Dishonest
Politics:Democrat,  Conservative,  Republican
Dream job(s):President of the United States
Membership(s):Natural Law Party
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher,  Late Show with David Letterman
Favorite quote(s):"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Clinton's Anti-Terrorism Act of 1996 and Bush's USA Patriot Act of 2001 have combined to completely destroy personal rights in this country.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Clinton's would-be successor, Al Gore, had neither the charisma to be a believable Republicrat or the conviction to be a progressive Democrat.
Senator Clinton's prepared remarks on the floor of the Senate today follow: " One of the greatest comforts to emerge in the terrible aftermath of the September 11 tragedies has been the immediate and overwhelming generosity of the American people in providing relief to those who have been affected.
Clinton's final military action came about when Serbia's elected parliament rejected by unanimous vote, the Ramboullet treaty that would have brought self-rule to Kosovo.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Senator Clinton's legislation would provide needed flexibility in how Emergency Relief funds may be used to ensure that New York can take full advantage of this program despite the unique circumstances of its rebuilding and recovery efforts.
John Fielding,

President Clinton's proposed budget for fiscal year 2001 calls for increasing federal spending for research and development in science by almost $3 billion.
Clinton's plan uses projected budget surpluses to shore up the Social Security system and invests part of the funds in the stock market to increase returns.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Huberman observed that Clinton's official visit to the Palestinian autonomy is the prelude to granting formal national status to the Palestinian entity.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Clinton's remarks for the Russian President Boris Yeltsin and his closing statement for the members of the press at the Summit of the Eight in Denver, Colorado, in 1997.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

T he Clintons and the Gores lead a procession of thousands across the Memorial Bridge from the Lincoln Memorial to Arlington, Virginia on their way to the Bell Ringing Ceremony which was part of the kick off of the Clinton/Gore Inaugural.
Clinton's war against the Serbs started the final transfer of of Kosovo to Islam, which Milosevic was fighting.
Craig Leveaux,

Clinton's support evaporates as people begin to realize that he's really back to his old liberal tax-and-spend ways.
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