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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bonnie & Clyde
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Politics:Republican,  Nationalist
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Private Detective
Favorite TV show(s):The Civil War
Favorite explorer(s):Daniel Boone
Interest(s):Geneology,  Real estate,  Community Theatre
Favorite sport(s):Cricket
Favorite destination(s):New York,  Florida,  Ireland
Favorite drink(s):Bourbon
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce,  Boy scouts
Favorite quote(s):"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,

Former Ingham County Board Chairman John Czarnecki spearheaded an effort in March of 2002 to ask Eaton and Clinton counties to share the tax burden and also be represented on the board.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Essex and Clinton counties, near the Vermont and Canada borders, declared states of emergency, and state inspectors were set to the Adirondack region to examine bridges and dams for structural damage.
The Clinton County Legislature, Peru Town Council and Plattsburgh Town Council have all come out in opposition to the city’s plans to look into annexation.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It is also a United States Department of Agriculture Intermediary Relending Program lender, a non-bank Lender for the USDA Business and Industry Loan Guaranty Program, an SBA micro lender, and the lead entity and administrator for the Kentucky Highlands rural empowerment zone, which serves the counties of Jackson, Clinton and Wayne.
LANSING — The Capital Region Airport Authority Board has begun talking with representatives of Eaton and Clinton counties to realign the board’s membership, to spread the airport’s tax burden and create incentives for airlines to expand service in Lansing.
Following that suggestion, in 1997 the Public Health Departments of Clinton, Essex and Franklin counties formed a Regional Community Partnership for the purpose of producing a joint Tri-County Community Health Assessment.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

All counties in Pennsylvania west of Bedford, Centre, Clinton, Huntingdon and Potter Counties and the Counties of Brooke, Hancock, Marshall and Ohio in West Virginia.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

While checking hunters in DeWitt County on November 17, a CPO found a Clinton man hunting with a stolen firearm.
Paddy McGuinness,

The prime beneficiaries of Lake Champlain dependent economic activity are Chittenden and Grand Isle counties in Vermont, and Clinton and Essex counties in New York.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Eaton Intermediate provides SAP oversight to Eaton, Ingham, Clinton, Gratiot and Shiawassee counties as well as technical assistance to Eaton, Ingham and Clinton counties.
Josh Hogan,

Clinton County's seven volunteer fire departments each offer a range of fire-fighting and emergency medical vehicles and equipment.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

A local DeWitt County man, arrested for driving while revoked at Clinton Lake, was fined and sentenced to 30 days in jail.
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
2012-11-24 00:06:22
You neglect to mntoien that voting machines and other less-than-trustworthy methods of voting were in place in these same counties run by Democratic election supervisors. Anybody who paid attention realized that Ohio's Democrat counties were ghettoized by Secretary of State Ken Blackwell to reduce voting and maximize the margin of error. I don't think the Democrats have anything to gain by challenging the Ohio vote count (nor do I think they believe they will gain anything). Bush clearly won Ohio. Nonetheless, the more scrutiny that can be placed on the dirty tricks going on at the ballot boxes (voting procedures designed to create long lines and deter turnout, the installment of voting machines whose manufacturer said he'd do whatever it takes to make sure Bush won Ohio), the better the likelihood of uniform voting standards state-by-state, or ideally nationally, so that there is less chance of ambiguity and GOP foul play.
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