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Topic: Clinton and Monica

  Monica    Clinton  
  Santa Monica    President Clinton  
  Bill Clinton    President Bill Clinton  
  Hillary Clinton    Clinton County  
  George Clinton    Santa Monica California  
  Monica Lewinsky    Port Clinton  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Mistress
Favorite website(s):The Onion, -sie -zu -eine
Most admires:Monica Lewinksy,  Hillary Clinton,  Matt Druge
Good point(s):Remorseful
Bad point(s):Dishonest
Politics:Conservative,  Democrat,  Republican
Dream job(s):Priest,  Spy
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder
Favorite movie(s):An Affair to Remember
Favorite quote(s):"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

President Clinton has vehemently denied that he told former intern Monica Lewinsky to lie.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

There is substantial and credible information that President Clinton lied under oath when he testified that he could not specifically recall instances in which he was alone with Monica Lewinsky.
Did President Bill Clinton deserve to be impeached because of the sexual transgressions he admitted committing with the young intern Monica Lewinsky?
Clinton was involved sexually with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky and other women - which is why this document, obtained last night by NBC News, could be a smoking gun.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Monica Lewinsky told Bill Clinton in the Oval Office that the ceiling needs to be painted.
Monica Lewinsky hugs President Clinton at a White House lawn party.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Clinton pulled them out right before he decided to wage his own little bombing attack on Iraq back in December 1998, to deflect attention from Monica Lewinsky.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

President Clinton testifies before the Grand Jury on the Monica Lewinsky case.
Jordan Jones,

Bill Clinton called Monica Lewinsky at 2:00 AM the next morning to tell her of the death and alert Monica that her name appeared on the Paula Jones witness list.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

There is substantial and credible information that President Clinton lied under oath during his civil deposition when he stated that he could not recall being alone with Monica Lewinsky and when he minimized the number of gifts they had exchanged.
Should President Clinton have been impeached for his actions in the Monica Lewinsky scandal?
President Clinton should have been impeached only if he had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky.
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