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Topic: Time Clock

Related:
  Clock    First Time  
  Time    New York Times  
  Day Time    Part time  
  Just in time    Real Time  
  Time Change    Date Time  
  Good Times    Last time  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara,  Thomas Edison
Favorite possession(s):Vacuum cleaner,  Wiretap kit,  Care bears
Favorite era(s):1950s
Favorite board game(s):Chess,  Scrabble
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Favorite book(s):"Relativity: The Special and the General Theory" by Albert Einstein
Favorite animal(s):Poodle
Favorite great thinker(s):Christian Huygens
Favorite movie(s):The Three Stooges
Likes to wear:Digital watch,  Ancient Egyption,  Sixties
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone
Favorite quote(s):"But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near." - Andrew Marvell (1621-1678)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Time clocks are needed to run the pumps on a regular basis and the pumps need to run on a regular basis.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

His hobby is a passionate interest in antique clocks that measure time in many quirky and inventive ways and require his constant attention.
She is told the clocks measure adultery and that every time someone commits adultery the clocks tick forward just a little.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Time clocks use remote or direct timeclock data transfer over external cabling or intranets.
These clocks are applets which display a clock with the current local date and time, shown in analog and text formats.
Time Enterprise checks and corrects the clocks of all workstations and servers on your network.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Time clocks and photocells can be easily installed and you will never again have to worry about “flipping a switch” to reap the benefits of the lighting outside of your home.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The convenient time code output may be used as an inexpensive method of synchronizing the clocks in two or more computers.
Clocks may be digital or analog and a combination of both may be displayed at the same time.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The clocks are showing the same time, pointing likely to the absolute time theory developed from Galileo to Newton.
Such clocks were more accurate than any of the earlier ways of measuring time, but they were very difficult to adjust to obtain that accuracy.
Time is measured by means of the repetitive motion of clocks, but a thing need not be moving to be measured by time.
 
 
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