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Topic: Clogged Drains

Related:
  Drain    Brain Drain  
  Clogged arteries    French drain  
  Trench Drain    Drain STH  
  Toilet Clogged  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Martha Stewart
Favorite possession(s):Vacuum cleaner,  Gas oven,  House
Appearance:Overweight
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Dream job(s):Janitor
Favorite food(s):Anything with salt
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish,  Mouse,  Wasps
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch,  Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Water drains slowly - clogged drain or trap needs cleaning with a drain auger.
This will preventstorm drains from getting clogged with leaves and overflowing during heavy rains.
Clogged drains caused by your misuse of sinks or toilets.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Clogged drains and/or scuppers can lead to excessive ponding on the roof, which frequently causes leaks or even roof collapse.
If the door drains are clogged the plug can sit in water in the bottom of the door.
The area drains should be checked periodically to assure that they are not clogged.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Clogged drains can increase the humidity inside homes and can result in extensive water damage.
Is it any wonder that half the drains in Malaysia are absolutely filthy and clogged?
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Clogged drains can increase flooding conditions resulting in property damage and disruption of vehicular traffic flow.
 
 
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