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Topic: Closet

Related:
  Closet Doors    Water Closet  
  Storage closet    Custom Closets  
  Cleaning Out My Closet    Closet Systems  
  Wardrobe Closet    CLOSET DESIGN  
  Closet Organizers    California Closets  
  Closet Organization    Plato's Closet  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Martha Stewart
Favorite possession(s):Ikea bedroom,  House,  Vacuum cleaner
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Currently has on their coffee table:Fine Woodworking
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Janitor,  Housewife
Favorite activity(s):Shopping
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Vinyl,  Ancient Egyption
Ultimate fantasy(s):Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Double connecting closets line the sidewall topped by an angled coffered ceiling outlined by crown moulding and centered by a white brass and glass ceiling fan.
Spacious closets and double drawer bureau offer generous storage.
Closets and drawers are moth favorites.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Closets Central provides a full assortment of accessory products to compliment your closet design.
Closets should be neat and orderly and not excessively loaded with clothing or other items.
Closets should contain plenty of shelving and racks for clothing and shoes.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Are your closets filled with clothes and other things, so much so that you would have to really dig to find the back of the closet?
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Wiring closets serve as a central junction point for the wiring and wiring equipment that is used for interconnecting devices.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

And my closets are already full of such useful items like drawers for a dresser that fell apart when we moved it out of the old apartment, that sort of thing.
There are built in closets and the villa has recently been repainted and its traditional hardwood floors just refinished.
Bedroom closets are in one of the walls near the bedroom door, to minimize the length of the pathway to the closet.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Closets Central is a division of RTA Products, Inc, and the only place that you can buy direct from the manufacturer and receive the same quality closet organizers that custom dealers sell, but at a fraction of the cost.
 
 
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