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Topic: Plato's Closet

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Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer

Most admires:

Laurel & Hardy

Favorite TV show(s):

Live! With Regis and Kelly, Will & Grace, Sex and the City

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Favorite book(s):

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie
"War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy
"Relativity: The Special and the General Theory" by Albert Einstein

Favorite food(s):

Cookies, Fish and chips

Favorite movie(s):

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Favorite computer game(s):

Quake, The Sims

Listens to:

Country and Western, Rock and Roll

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy

Favorite quote(s):

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Franchise Franchise inquiries for Once Upon a Child or Plato's Closet should be made to Growbiz International.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

4 Back to school is a great time to shop at Plato's Closet for all your teen clothing requirements.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Plato's Closet in Columbus.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

If you would like information about opening your own Once Upon A Child, Plato's Closet please contact:
I sponsored parties with shows like "An Evening of the Unusual at Plato's Retreat" thousands came out of the closet worldwide!
Once Upon A Child and Plato's Closet each have national websites mantained by Growbiz Inc.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Plato's Closet in Grove City.
Plato's Closet in Holland.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Plato's Closet -- we buy and sell brand name used clothing for today's teens!
For more information about the Plato's Closet franchise visit

Mark Harris,
Priest

Learn more about the new concept from the people who founded Once Upon A Child , Plato's Closet and New Uses.

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