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Topic: Water Closet

Related:
  Water    Closet  
  Drinking Water    Water Level  
  Salt Water    Water Resources  
  Water Tank    Water Pump  
  White Water    Fresh Water  
  Spring Water    Water Treatment Plant  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Martha Stewart
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach
Favorite possession(s):Vacuum cleaner,  Ikea bedroom,  Gas oven
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream
Appearance:Overweight
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish
Interest(s):Meeting women,  Camping,  Voyeurism
Likes to wear:Diapers
Dream job(s):Janitor,  Interior decorator,  Unemployed
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Most water closets are made of vitreous china which might crack if exposed to extremely hot water.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Elongated water closets in all baths.
Elongated water closets and bidets.
Elongated water closets (toilets) in standard colors.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Clear floor space for water closets not in stalls shall comply with Fig.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

If water closets are not in stalls, then at least one shall comply with 4.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

The water closets were locked at the boarder facility and even with interpreters no one could convince the guards to open them up and there were no corn fields.
Water-closets and other water apparatus shall only be used for the purpose for which they were built.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Here are a couple of other manufactures that produce water closets utilizing less than 1.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

No running water, no toilets or closets, no factory furniture except a stove and no rugs unless you made them yourself.
Access to water and sanitary facilities have increased with over 800 residents now having personal water closets and bathrooms installed in their homes.
There were one bathtub, several water closets and what were termed "earth closets for women.
 
 
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