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Topic: St Cloud State University

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders

Favorite possession(s):

Tiara, Prom dress

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Favorite artist(s):

Andy Warhol

Education:

College

Favorite TV show(s):

Strangers with Candy

Favorite book(s):

"Dracula" by Bram Stocker

Favorite actor(s):

Winona Ryder, Angelina Jolie

Favorite sport(s):

Volleyball, Lacrosse, Badminton

Favorite movie(s):

Aliens

Listens to:

Fiona Apple

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Michael Jordan, Hank Aaron (baseball)

Favorite online activity(s):

Sharing jokes with friends

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Cloud State University (located 70 miles northwest of Minneapolis/St.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Cloud State University Saint Mary’s University of Minnesota , Winona St.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Cloud State University, planning to transfer to the University of Minnesota at St.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Cloud State University to showcase their beautiful new library, and a dessert reception hosted by the Friends of the St.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

PhiKappaPhi St Cloud State University Chapter phil@red-castle.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Cloud State University - Graduate Student Elaine Prom, Minnesota Board of Teaching Renee Rau, OSB, University of St.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Cloud State University Curriculum and Computer Lab Education Building A126 St.
Cloud State University Department of Communication Disorders in St.

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