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Topic: Club

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  Country Club    Golf Club  
  Night Club    S Club  
  Fan Club    Car Club  
  Club International    Rotary Club  
  Dance Club    Club of America  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Walt Disney
Favorite possession(s):Yacht
Personality:Sporty
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine,  Dog World magazine
Favorite TV show(s):World Cup Coverage
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Favorite animal(s):Greyhound
Interest(s):Camping,  Boating
Likes to wear:Ski gear,  Nothing
Favorite sport(s):Dragon Boat Racing,  Volleyball,  Badminton
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jack Nicklaus (golf)
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Both clubs are in the hands of the receivers; Both club owners have been declared bankrupt; One club is about to have a mysterious fire, which is actually an insurance fiddle; and one of the managers has been declared clinically insane!
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Dancing at RSL clubs every Friday and Saturday night was fun at first but with so few young people swing dancing it was a tough gig socially as the regular swing bands were playing in front of very old crowds.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Several spoken word clubs have actively stated their support for the slam by inviting selected poets to appear in their venues as professional poets.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Clubs ordered, based on these specs, are not necessarily custom built to those specs.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Unit clubs shall review their unit bylaws to assure compliance with CFRW Bylaws as amended.
OPRC affiliate clubs must carry their own general liability and umbrella coverage insurance covering club activities and this insurance must name the OPRC as an insured on the policy.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Night clubs range from quiet piano bars to folk and pop ensembles, and from country western to rock and roll.
Evening banquets were hosted by the local Brazilian Rotary and Lion clubs and a choir concert was interrupted for a standing ovation when the Leals arrived.
Some clubs are so insistent on only playing this type of house or that type of drum n' bass.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Hurst is the club's top scorer this season, but has retained his ambition to return to England, and now that wish appears to have been granted with a move to Edgeley Park.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Professionalism was legalised in 1885 though such was the controversy caused that it was not until 1914 that all professional and amateur clubs agreed to recognise the overall authority of the FA as the single governing body for football in England.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Clubs host driver training and education seminars and racing events at Lime Rock, giving enthusiasts a chance to experience the thrill of driving on a race track in their own cars.
 
 
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2005-05-28 07:17:20
iM A dJ OF 15YRS NOW 33YRS OF AGE..i WAS WANTING TO d.j AT A GENTELMENS CLUB.PLEASE TELL ME WHERE AND HOW TO APPLY.CHAULIESANGELS@YAHOO.COM
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