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Topic: New York USA away club night

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Most admires:

Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Laurel & Hardy

People talk about their ..:

Coolness

Currently has on their coffee table:

People

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Favorite actor(s):

Charlie Chaplin, Cary Grant

Likes to wear:

Low cut hipster jeans, Banana Republic

Favorite movie(s):

The Three Stooges

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards

Listens to:

Hip Hop

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Favorite time of year:

Christmas

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Appeared in New York's Copacabana night club at age 17.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

They're handing out the Heisman Trophy at New York's Downtown Athletic Club on Saturday night.
Each night America's hottest comics take center stage in a club reminiscent of New York's famous basement clubs.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Here was Tom playing guitar in recording studios, and New York City night clubs.
Flats hits the night clubs and recording studios, making it big in New York, but always on the run.
According to legend, White and Tesla had a chance meeting one night at the Players Club on New York's Gramercy Park.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Affairs Afloat - New York's Largest Sailing Night Clubs!

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

We see him test out jokes and routines late at night in New York comedy clubs.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Christian's appetite for all night jams in New York clubs is legendary and reputedly, he was toking joints while on his deathbed in a New York Sanitarium.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
garygriffith03@yahoo.com
2005-02-14 16:41:46

i would like to see a list of only new dance clubs in new york city. is there a website that displays only new dance clubs in new york? if so, let me know as soon as possible. also, i would like to buy a book that is only for dance clubs(i believe time out magazine has a book only for dancd clubs of new york). please,get back to me with the info. keep up the good work.peace.

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