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Topic: CNN

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  CNN World News    CNN's Crossfire  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Matt Druge,  Hillary Clinton,  Osama Bin Laden
Favorite website(s):BBC
Currently has on their coffee table:TV Guide,  Remote Control,  Sports Illustrated magazine
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  President of the United States
Favorite TV show(s):Late Show with David Letterman,  Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher,  6 O'Clock News
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn,  Writing in their secret blog
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

CNN's World Report describes how SELF harnessed the sun to improve the difficult living conditions in desolate western China, making life brighter for thousands of nomadic families.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If you participate in CNN's online discussions, the site collects information about you in order to target you with email promotions.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

CNN's Sci-Tech space page show cases numerous features, including extensive information, links to official NASA sites, interactive quizzes, and coverage of space science and exploration.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Several months later on CNN's Larry King Live, King asked me if there was a substantial difference between the kingdom of Christ and the kingdom of the cults.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

CNN's language use in reporting on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict continues to present the Israeli occupation as a Palestinian point of view.
On CNN's "Late Edition," National Review Online's Jonah Goldberg points out that there is a moral difference between the Israeli and Palestinian violence in the Middle East.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

CNN's interactive news ticker has this information as a far-too-flashy pop-up window, but the data file that it refreshes was easily reverse-engineered, and the URL and file format of that internal data file has apparently been stable for some months now, making the challenge possible.
CNNs' computation-based systems represent new opportunities for improving the soft-computation toolbox.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Mike Chinoy, CNN's Hong Kong Bureau Chief, has visited North Korea about a dozen times and is probably the only American journalist to ever interview Kim Il Sung.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Former Green Berets are irate that a left-wing magazine is trying to give credibility to CNN's retracted Tailwind story that charged Army and Air Force troops with war crimes during the Vietnam War.
Here are CNNs report first enlightning paragraphs: Milosevic back in court after rest THE HAGUE, The Netherlands -- Former Yugoslav leader Slobodan Milosevic was back in court after scares over his mental and physical condition.
CNN's continuing : silence on Ahmad, bush and rotten rumsfeld, only : supports further our claim in their contempt for : American Soldiers, and Our Families as not represented : as worthy business investment.
 
 
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