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Topic: CNN News

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):BBC,  New York Times
Most admires:Matt Druge,  Hillary Clinton,  Osama Bin Laden
Currently has on their coffee table:TV Guide,  Remote Control,  Soap Opera Digest
Dream job(s):Terrorist
Favorite TV show(s):Naked News,  Late Show with David Letterman,  Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder,  Jerry Seinfeld
Favorite online activity(s):Writing in their secret blog,  Downloading porn
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

CNN's streaming video report shows His Holiness Karmapa leaving the retreat residence of His Holiness the Dalai Lama on Tibetan New Year.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

CNN International is a 12-hour global news and information network offering exclusive business programming, international sports and weather coverage.
CNN is primarily a technological innovation in international news by reason of its ability to interconnect so many video sources, newsrooms, and foreign ministries to so many television sets around the world.
CNN ImageSource is also proud to represent the collection of over 340 local news stations giving you easy access to a notoriously tough-to-access cache of unique material.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

CNN World News -- President Hugo Chavez is considering imposing martial law to quell the crisis in Venezuela after two people were shot dead and dozens wounded during a march aimed at ousting him.
News networks such as BBC and CNN have carried live telecasts of the destruction of Palestinian homes by Israeli forces during the last 18 months.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

CNNs' computation-based systems represent new opportunities for improving the soft-computation toolbox.
John Fielding,
CEO

CNN Chairman Walter Isaacson said he and ABC News chief David Westin already have worked out how to run their operations if they are merged.
CNN financial news is fun for watching the Dow Jones, NASDAQ and S and P 500 intraday.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

CNN Student News is designed for teachers to select individual segments that complement their curriculum, and provides schools with free taping rights to record each day's program and use it at their convenience.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Guided CNN Traveller News Executive Producer Ms Sheila Hula to the summit of Mount Kinabalu and was featured in CNN Traveller News in April 1997.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

CNN News Worried that visitors don't stop at Soap Lake any more even though its medicinal waters reputedly can cure anything from sheep parasites to snake bite, civic leaders are seriously considering trying to revive.
 
 
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