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Topic: Trench Coat

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Bikini, Lingerie, Baseball cap

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense, Hairstyle

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer

Favorite animal(s):

Greyhound, Poodle, Mouse

Interest(s):

Geneology, Meeting women

Likes to wear:

Leather jacket, Business suits, Sixties

Favorite sport(s):

Equestrian

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Lou Gehrig (baseball)

Listens to:

Three 6 Mafia

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."

Expert Talk

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Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

No trench coats or baggy clothes.
They are going to the extreme of banning trench coats to "prevent people from feeling like outcasts" in some places.
The mist had changed over into a drizzle and they both buried themselves in London Fog trench coats making it easier to be unnoticed.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Trench coats are made of chocolate-brown caiman skin and embroidered skirts are reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe in the Seven Year Itch.
We were both wearing matching trench coats with matching negligee’s underneath.
Coats - one trench coat for spring and fall, and one down-type winter coat or long parka with a lining for the colder months.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

In trench coats on the Fire Island ferry.

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