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Topic: Umbrella Cockatoo

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Pokemon cards

Most admires:

Easter Bunny

Personality:

Outgoing, Aggressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cat Fancy magazine, Dog World magazine, Parenting magazine

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the movies, Birdwatching

Favorite food(s):

Cornflakes

Favorite animal(s):

Bird, Poodle, Penguin

Favorite sport(s):

Equestrian

Favorite movie(s):

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Likes to wear:

Chicken suit

Favorite quote(s):

"While we are postponing, life speeds by." - Seneca (3BC - 65AD)
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain

Expert Talk

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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The other group, the recumbent-crested Cockatoos, includes the Moluccan, Umbrella, and Goffin's.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Gracie is the greatest little Umbrella Cockatoo that anyone could ever ask for.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Cockatoos Goffins and Umbrellas.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Cirrus is an Umbrella Cockatoo that we got from a local pet store, where he was not being socialized.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Two baby Umbrella Cockatoos at 8 weeks old.
Given a chance he would as easily attack Rocky the Umbrella Cockatoo, as he would Poppet the Cockatiel.
Mature adult umbrella cockatoos.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Coco, an Umbrella Cockatoo, came to us when his father died.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

We moved an air nebulizer already in operation for an Umbrella cockatoo that had aspergillosis into the room and tried to administer air to him.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

There is no limit to the numbers of some species (such as the Umbrella Cockatoo (Cacatua alba)) that can be trapped.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Umbrella Cockatoos (Cacatua) come to us from Central and northern Moluccan Islands, Indonesia.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Cirrus is an Umbrella Cockatoo that has decided that Wendy is her mate.

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