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Topic: Shock Collars

Related:
  Shock    Collar  
  Dog Collar    Dog Shock Collar  
  Shock Absorbers    Electric Shock  
  Shock Wave    Cat Collars  
  System Shock    Shock Treatment  
  Pet Collar    White Collar Crime  

 
 
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Favorite possession(s):Bondage kit,  Sewing machine,  Mace
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Aggressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite era(s):1940s,  1930s
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Greyhound,  Cat
Favorite sport(s):Jogging,  Equestrian
Likes to wear:Leash,  Punk rock,  Sixties
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
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 Expert Talk
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Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Electric shock collars are a final option.
Shock collars can be activated by electrical interference.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

No shock collars are to be used at anytime.
No shock collars or harsh corrections here.
Electric shock collars are used on all dogs for distance control.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Shock collars are very simple electronic devices, whereas the Gentle Spray Citronella Collar utilizes a patented bark detection and spray delivery system.
No shock collars or any invisible fences.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Our shock collars are designed to help dog owners deter unwanted behaviors from a distance.
Shock collars in general rely on punishment to train.
 
 
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