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Topic: Lorain County Community College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Their father

Good point(s):

Generous, Hard-working

Currently has on their coffee table:

Reader's Digest, Parenting magazine

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Astronaut

Education:

College, Post-graduate, Junior High School

Favorite book(s):

"Dracula" by Bram Stocker

Interest(s):

Business, English, Psychology

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce, World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Stocker Center Auditorium Lorain County Community College 1005 Abbe Road North, Elyria, Ohio A Health Fair featuring cancer awareness, sponsored by St.

John Fielding,
CEO

The mission of Lorain County Community College Foundation is to foster excellence in teaching and learning by forging private/public partnerships which encourage philanthropic support for students, faculty, and the programs in which they are engaged.
Lorain County Community College will make every good effort to provide all the necessary tools (training, support, resources and education) so business and industry can flourish in this new and exciting environment.
The Lorain County Community College Foundation fosters excellence in teaching and learning by forging private and public partnerships.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Lorain County Community College Lorain Port Authority -- Lorain Port Authority promotes waterborne commerce, provides economic development opportunities within the City of Lorain, and enhances public access to our waterways.
The Foundation’s primary purpose is to support Lorain County Community College, and the College is moving quickly to meet the needs of our community through its educational leadership and by serving as an important catalyst for economic and cultural development.
Tech Prep graduates who continue their education at Lorain County Community College may receive credit for their high school Tech Prep lab course.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The Nutcracker at LCCC - Ohio Dance Theatre New Coffee and Tea Group forming Announcements at LCCC - New entries, get the latest news from Lorain County Community College New classified adds!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Lorain County Businesses, the JVS, and Lorain County Community College formed a partnership to develop the Tech Prep option.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Elyria,Ohio Adjunct Faculty I worked as adjunct faculty in my off-hours from May Department Stores teaching introductory microcomputer classes at Lorain County Community College.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

We now invite you to become a permanent part of your community college and help fulfill the dreams of thousands of present and future Lorain County residents.
We invite YOU to become a permanent part of YOUR community college and help fulfill the dreams of thousands of present and future Lorain County residents.

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