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Topic: Niagara County Community College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Helen Keller

People talk about their ..:

Rudeness

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Social worker, Bus Driver

Education:

College, Post-graduate, Junior High School

Interest(s):

Business, English, Computers

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school, Finding a job, Getting off welfare

Membership(s):

World Vision, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Niagara County Community College, in conjunction with Niagara University, offers qualified students the opportunity to enroll in the Army Reserve Officers' Training Program or to take the introductory courses in Military Science conducted by the members of the Military Science Department at Niagara University.
Niagara County Community College is an institutional member of Service members Opportunity Colleges (SOC), a group of over 400 colleges and universities providing voluntary post-secondary education to members of the military throughout the world.
APPLICATION INSTRUCTIONS: Send cover letter, resume, unofficial transcripts, and the names and contact information for three (3), current, work-related references to Human Resources, Niagara County Community College, Sanborn, NY 14132.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The attractively landscaped campus of Niagara County Community College is equidistant from the three major Niagara County cities—Niagara Falls, Lockport and North Tonawanda.

User Talk

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