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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Elgin Community College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bonnie & Clyde

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Teacher

Education:

College, Junior High School, Post-graduate

Favorite food(s):

French, Sushi, Chinese

Interest(s):

Business

Favorite sport(s):

Orienteering

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school, Finding a job

Membership(s):

Girl guides, Boy scouts, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

He transferred to Wake Forest this season from Elgin (IL) Community College, where he spent his freshman season.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Elgin Community College, Elgin, IL "The exhibit was terrific and gave us a chance to put together a provocative and successful panel discussion.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

One of the goals of the Public Relations and Communication offices at Judson College is to provide information regarding the events on campus, and to serve as a liaison between the College and the Elgin community.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Elgin Community College, Business Conference center, 1700 Spartan Dr.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Batavia architects win key ECC support award Batavia residents John and Michael Kluber and Edward Skahan have won Elgin Community College's "Friend of Education Award.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Heath was president at JWCC from 1975 to 1987, when he resigned to accept the presidency at Elgin Community College.

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