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Topic: North Harris Montgomery Community College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Martin Luther King, Santa Claus

Education:

College

Favorite artist(s):

Rolf Harris

Favorite author(s):

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Favorite TV show(s):

Anne of Green Gables, The Simpsons, Live! With Regis and Kelly

Favorite actor(s):

Clark Gable, Spencer Tracy

Favorite great leader(s):

Erwin Rommel

Interest(s):

Community Theatre

Favorite movie(s):

A Beautiful Mind, Silence of the Lambs

Listens to:

Buddy Holly, Shania Twain, ZZ Top

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Kingwood College , a North Harris Montgomery Community College, is also located in Kingwood.

John Fielding,
CEO

North Harris County Community College has two campuses within a short distance of Humble, offering two year study programs.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We believe that the achievement of the mission and purpose of the North Harris Montgomery Community College District requires an effective system of communication to both internal and external constituencies.
We believe that the North Harris Montgomery Community College District is committed to rigorous stewardship of the resources entrusted to its care to assure maximum benefit for the community.
Links are available to the North Harris Montgomery Community College District page and each of the colleges in the district.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

We believe that the North Harris Montgomery Community Colleges are catalysts for promoting a seamless educational journey and for nurturing the intellectual and cultural life of the community.
Our Foundation was created to support the goals and values of the North Harris Montgomery Community College District.

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