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Topic: Houston Community College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

People talk about their ..:

Rudeness

Interest(s):

Business, English, Latin

Favorite sport(s):

Swimming

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Bus Driver, Social worker

Education:

College, Post-graduate, Junior High School

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school, Finding a job

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballroom, Salsa

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Houston Community college System stands as a model for urban community colleges across the nation.
Houston Community College Distance Education comes to you either online, on television, and/or via videocassette!

John Fielding,
CEO

Houston Community College offers Associate College degrees, specialized programs and courses to develop practical workforce skills preparing individuals for various business or industry fields.
Houston Community College Online Workforce Continuing Education - Internet-based personal enrichment courses completed independently using home computers.
Houston Community College is the fourth largest community college system in the United States and serves more than 55,000 students each year.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Houston Community College Distance Education courses are offered in several formats, carefully designed to provide independent study courses with minimum barriers and maximum educational support for each Houston Community College student.
Houston Community College Distance Education students provide the extra amount of self-discipline and personal resolve required by Distance Education courses.
The Houston Community College System (HCCS) Distance Education Program has removed the barriers of location and time, making a college education accessible and affordable for every student at any age.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Houston Community College-Northwest is using Smarthinking to supplement available on campus tutoring services.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
karen
2005-08-29 20:37:33

does houston Community collge offer the LPN course

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