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Topic: New River Community College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bonnie & Clyde

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Politics:

Pacifist, Republican

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Private Detective

Education:

College, Post-graduate, Junior High School

Interest(s):

Business, English, Computers

Favorite destination(s):

Ireland, Ireland

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school, Getting off welfare

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

New River Community College has been featured in several prominent publications, and has won a number of national awards.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The budget process at New River Community College is fully automated through a budget model that was developed and implemented by the college.
International students who wish to attend New River Community College on an F-1 (student) visa can receive information from the Admissions and Records Office located in Rooker Hall.
Peppy possesses Early Childhood Education Certificates from both Indian River Community College in Florida and the New Hampshire Technical Institute.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

New River Community College is respected throughout Virginia and beyond as a student-centered, innovative, and caring college.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

New London, Ledyard, and Three Rivers Community College are among the other LION libraries.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Dalton is a native of Pulaski, Virginia and a graduate of New River Community College with an Associate of Applied Science Degree.

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