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Topic: Washington State Community College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders

People talk about their ..:

Rudeness

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Interior decorator

Education:

College, Post-graduate, Junior High School

Interest(s):

Business, English, Computers

Favorite sport(s):

Swimming, American Football

Favorite destination(s):

Japan

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballroom, Ballet

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Pierce College is fully accredited by the Northwest Association of Schools and Colleges and the Washington State Board for Community and Technical Colleges.
The new identification numbers are being randomly assigned through the administrative software used by community colleges throughout the state of Washington.
a change in the laws, rules or regulations of the state of Washington that govern the operation of community colleges.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

is connected with the Washington State Community and Technical Colleges in providing seamless educational pathways for students seeking a baccalaureate education.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Please read our Pointers for Transfer Students from Washington State Community Colleges.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Schenectady County Community College is centrally located in downtown Schenectady at the corner of State Street (Route 5) and Washington Avenue.

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