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Topic: Thomas Edison State College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

King Gillette, All cheerleaders, Thomas Edison

People talk about their ..:

Rudeness

Good point(s):

Honest

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Social worker, Interior decorator

Education:

College, Post-graduate, Junior High School

Interest(s):

Business, English, Psychology

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school, Finding a job

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Thomas Edison State College's Portfolio Assessment program provides a flexible option for students to earn college credit.
At Thomas Edison State College, you can demonstrate your college-level knowledge through Portfolio Assessment, tests, and other methods.
Thomas Edison State College adheres to the letter and spirit of the Americans with Disabilities Act and Section 504 of the Rehabilitation Act.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The College is named in honor of Thomas Alva Edison, the famous New Jersey inventor.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Thomas Edison State College is a member of Alpha Sigma Lambda, a national honor society for adult students.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Thomas Edison State College is pleased to announce a new feature on this Web site.

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