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Topic: Mars Hill College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Natalie Portman, Rob Roy, Bonnie & Clyde

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Education:

College

Favorite explorer(s):

Daniel Boone

Favorite book(s):

"Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus"

Favorite animal(s):

Greyhound

Favorite religious figure(s):

Malcolm X

Interest(s):

Real estate

Favorite computer game(s):

Half-Life

Favorite sport(s):

Baseball, Swimming

Starsign:

Aries

Listens to:

David Bowie

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Hank Aaron (baseball), Joe DiMaggio (baseball), Babe Ruth (baseball)

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Mars Hill College has lost a tremendous people person, but some other institution is going to gain one.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Mars Hill College is accredited by the Commission on Colleges of the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Mars Hill College is located in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Western North Carolina, one of the most beautiful and healthful regions of the Eastern United States.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Mars Hill College - inning 3 Logan Flynn flied out to rf.
Mars Hill College - inning 1 Logan Flynn lined out to cf.
Mars Hill College - inning 10 Logan Flynn lined out to cf.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Mars Hill is a small college town 15 miles north of Asheville.
Mars Hill College is the oldest educational institution in Western North Carolina.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Mars Hill College - inning 7 Justin Mahon flied out to rf.
Mars Hill College - inning 5 Logan Flynn flied out to lf.
Mars Hill College - inning 3 Chris Groban struck out swinging.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Mars Hill College is presented to those who come to visit the campus as a strong Christian Baptist College, where Christian principles are used and where the students believe in what the college stands for, but that is not the case at all.

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