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Topic: Santa Monica College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders

People talk about their ..:

Rudeness

Currently has on their coffee table:

Time magazine

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Dream job(s):

Teacher

Education:

College, Post-graduate, Junior High School

Interest(s):

Business, English, Latin

Favorite sport(s):

Swimming, Volleyball

Favorite destination(s):

Japan

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballroom, Ballet

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Co-sponsors: Santa Monica College, City of Santa Monica, and the SMC Associates.

John Fielding,
CEO

Santa Monica College has an opportunity to build, operate and program a mid-sized (500 seat) performing arts theater which would serve the westside community.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Santa Monica College is able to implement PeopleSoft in part because the central administration has the power to do so.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Westside Coalition, a nonprofit coalition whose missions are consistent with King's legacy and cosponsored by Santa Monica College, the City of Santa Monica, and the SMC Associates.
The high level of centralization of most community colleges enables them to institute policies like those embodies in Santa Monica College's TMP.
Westside Coalition, Santa Monica College, the City of Santa Monica, and the SMC Associates.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Santa Monica College's Nation Public Radio Station features Real Audio music, news, etc.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The second reference helper that might be needed to locate periodical articles in SMC Library is the Santa Monica College Library Periodical Holdings List.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

It is cosponsored by Santa Monica College, the City of Santa Monica, and the SMC Associates.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Nevertheless, it seems to be Santa Monica College's very centralization that is enabling its rapid adoption into the college.

User Talk

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