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Topic: College PA

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Dream job(s):

Social worker

Education:

College, Post-graduate

Favorite TV show(s):

The Civil War

Favorite book(s):

"The McGuffey Readers" by William Holmes McGuffey

Interest(s):

Business, English, Latin

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse, Racquetball, Volleyball

Favorite destination(s):

United States of America

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery, Going back to school

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballroom

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

She is on sabbatical from the Medical College of Pennsylvania and Hahnemann University in Philadelphia, PA, where she is Director of the Paediatric Physical Therapy Programme and Maternal and Child Health Bureau Leadership Project.
She is a magna cum laude graduate of Mercyhurst College in Erie, PA with a BA in history and has attended numerous seminars and training programs.
John received his law degree from George Washington University Law School in Washington, DC and graduated from Dickinson College in Carlisle, PA with a degree in history.

John Fielding,
CEO

State College, PA - Preferred Staffing Solutions has been helping employers and employees get together for over 18 years.
StressTel supports you with experienced sales and service personnel based in our State College, PA USA and Cologne, Germany sales offices.
HERSHEY, PA--Researchers from Penn State's College of Medicine announced today that they will be working with a new corporate partner as they continue their work on the total electric artificial heart.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

DOYLESTOWN (PA) – The Delaware Valley College wrestling team is ranked 15th in the final Brute-Adidas National Wrestling Coaches Association Division III poll before the semester break.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

DOYLESTOWN (PA) � The Delaware Valley College wrestling team moved up two spots to number 13 in the latest Brute-Adidas National Wrestling Coaches Association Division III poll.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

CSA is located in Dalton Hall on the campus of Bryn Mawr College in Bryn Mawr, PA.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Lycoming College Rob Johnson, former star basketball and soccer player from Manasquan High School is now a sophomore at Lycoming College in Williamsport, Pa.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Army War College in Carlisle Barracks, PA and the summer seminar in military history at the United States Military Academy at West Point, NY.
Army War College in Carlisle, PA, advocates a joint command for American, Mexican and Canadian forces.

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