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Topic: Utah Valley State College

Related:

Valley Utah

State College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Jennifer Aniston

Religion(s):

Mormon

Education:

College, Post-graduate, None

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt

Interest(s):

Business, Origami

Favorite movie(s):

An Affair to Remember

Favorite computer game(s):

Quake

Favorite sport(s):

Volleyball, Racquetball

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Wilt Chamberlain (basketball), Michael Jordan

Listens to:

98 Degrees

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballet

Favorite quote(s):

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Roger deBry, Utah Valley State College; Golden G.

John Fielding,
CEO

William Sederburg yesterday announced he�ll start his new job as president of Utah Valley State College in Orem in May.
SDFTI and Utah Valley State College became "partners" in early 2000.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Intermountain Health Care has given nursing departments at Salt Lake Community College and Utah Valley State College $1.
Utah Valley State College and the Aviation department offer three different degree options:
Utah Valley State College will be paid a $500 travel stipend.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

He will be the featured soloist at a performance of Utah Valley State College's Jazz Ensemble.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

I am in Provo now working and going to school at Utah Valley State College.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Department of Biology, Utah Valley State College Orem, UT 84058.
The only institution not to have a decline in that system was Utah Valley State College, which converted to semesters in the fall of 1990.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Utah Valley State Junior College scored 25 points in 39 minutes to go along with his 11 rebounds.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Christianson is director of the Orem Institute of Religion at Utah Valley State College and president of the Orem Utah Northridge Stake.

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