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Topic: West Virginia State College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders, Helen Keller

Good point(s):

Hard-working

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Social worker

Education:

College, Post-graduate, Junior High School

Favorite era(s):

1970s

Favorite great leader(s):

George Washington

Interest(s):

Business, English, Psychology

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school, Winning the lottery

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballroom

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Fall Folklife Gathering sponsored by West Virginia Folklife Center in room 313 Colebank Hall at Fairmont State College.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

He received his legal education at West Virginia University College of Law and obtained his Bachelor of Arts Degree from Fairmont State College.
Graduating in 1974 from Fairmont State College, he holds both a Masters and Doctorate degree in Education Administration from West Virginia University.
Baller taught business courses full time for three years at a state college in West Virginia and eight years as an adjunct instructor in Michigan.

Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

In January 1955 he started a karate class at Fairmont State College, Fairmont, West Virginia.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

West Virginia State College is located in Institute, a 20 minute drive east on I-64.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

West Virginia State College, Institute, WV 304-766-3365, Ted Muilenburg (htm406*aol.

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