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Topic: Colon

Related:
  Colon Cancer    Diseases of the Colon  
  Colon Cleansing    Colon and Rectal Surgery  
  Colon Cleanse    Colon Health  
  Colon Polyps    Colon problems  
  Colon Hydrotherapy    Colon Cancer Treatment  
  Colon Test    SPASTIC COLON  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Heart
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy
Favorite drink(s):Milk,  Tea
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Smoking,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Colon Cancer is another frequent neoplasia in the republic of El Salvador representing the fourth most frequent Cancer according to national statistics, with its incidence on the rise.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Directory names are separated with colons on POSIX and UNIX systems, semicolons on Windows systems.
Colons are used to separate extrema in range specifications (whether they are given on set , plot or splot commands) and to separate entries in the using filter of the plot , replot , splot and fit commands.
A Colons appear in the message dialog box when you try to followup up on a message to indicate that those lines are quoting the previous document.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Colon cancer is one of the easiest cancers to prevent because the most important risk factors seem to be age and diet.
The colon and rectum form the large intestine which is the part of the digestive system that removes nutrients from food and stores the rest until it is passed out of the body.
Colon cancer risk can be reduced by having a diet high in vegetables and low in meat and alcohol.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The Colon's interior is resplendent with red plush and gilt; the stage is huge, and salons, dressing rooms and banquet hall are equally sumptuous.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Colon and rectal cancer is the most common form of abdominal malignancy.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

A colon like this does a very poor job of absorbing nutrients and creates the ideal environment for cancer to develop.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Many people's colons are impacted, dehydrated, in spasm and gaseous.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

No colon cancer was found, but suspicious nodules in his lungs and liver showed up on his scan.
 
 
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