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Topic: Diseases of the Colon

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  Disease    Colon  
  Heart Disease    Infectious Diseases  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs,  Skin
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Smoking,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons - Society of board certified Colon and Rectal surgeons and other surgeons - advancing and promoting the science and practice of treatment of patients with diseases and disorders of the colon, rectum, and anus.
Coronary artery disease claims more lives than lung, colon, prostate and breast cancer combined?
Minimally invasive approaches to diseases of the colon and rectum were developed because of the high rates of septic complications associated with invasive bowel procedures.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The Colossal Colon is the perfect educational tool for colorectal cancer, promising to get everyone talking about the disease, which is the first step in eliminating it.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Consequently, the purpose of this review is to trace the evolution of minimally invasive techniques for gastrointestinal diseases over the last three thousand years and to highlight recent successes in the application of these techniques to diseases of the colon and rectum.
Review manuscripts submitted to the journal of Diseases of the Colon and Rectum from a statistical standpoint.
The promotion of the study of diseases of the rectum and colon by the reading and discussion of papers and by the exhibition and examination of clinical cases, specimens, instruments and appliances.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Crohn's disease is a condition primarily involving the small bowel and proximal colon that causes the intestinal wall to thicken and cause narrowing of the bowel channel, blocking the intestinal tract.
HAI is more effective than systemic chemotherapy in the treatment of metastatic colon cancer since higher drug levels are achieved at the sites of metastatic disease.
The cumulative annual incidence of cancer of the colon means that there is a sharp increase in risk after 20 years of having universal ulcerative colitis and after 30 years of left sided disease.
 
 
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