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Topic: Colon Health

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Personality:

Nervous, Spiritual

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Hair, Skin

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Taking weight loss pills, Has cancer

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Lemonade, Tea

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Belching, Farting in public, Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Colon Hydrotherapy and health supplies.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The Colon Health Network presents natural health alternatives and therapy including Colon Hydrotherapy, Free health reports, Body Fitness Profiles, weight loss programs and health products.
Colonic, colon irrigations, enemas and colon hydrotherapy are important in maintaining optimal health.
Colon hydrotherapy has helped many people to overcome difficult health problems and is helping many more to maintain good health into the future.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The Colon Health Network presents Colon Hydrotherapy, alternative health therapists, Homeopathic Nutritional products, Free Health Reports, Ear Candling and Body Fitness Profiles.
Colon cleansing uses natural health and herbs to help your body to heal health problems which are often related to a colon which is not functioning as nature intended.
Colon Hydrotherapy is not intended to replace the relationship with your primary health care providers and my consultation is not intended as medical advice.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
Pamela Hinkson
2004-11-18 14:20:14

If polyps are found in the colon, wouldn't it be best to have a gastroenterologist remove them and perform a full colonoscopy rather than have a general surgeon remove the polyps?

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