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Topic: Colon Polyps

Related:
  Polyps    Colon  
  Colon Cancer    Diseases of the Colon  
  Colon Cleansing    Colon and Rectal Surgery  
  Colon Cleanse    Colon Health  
  Colon problems    Colon Hydrotherapy  
  Nasal polyps    Colon Cancer Treatment  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite body part(s):Skin,  Breasts,  Lungs
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Suicidal
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia,  Being normal
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Drinking,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Colon polyps usually don’t bleed until they are very large or have degenerated into colon cancer.
Colon polyps and colon cancer occur throughout the entire colon with essentially equal frequency.
Colon polyps and cancer occur anywhere in the entire colon.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Colon polyps can be found and removed painlessly and non-surgically through the colonoscope.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Polyps are benign growths on the inner wall of the colon and rectum.
Colonic polyps are benign growths of the colon.
Colon polyps can be visualized and removed during a colonoscopy.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Colon polyps are very common, but few become cancerous.
 
 
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