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Topic: Colon problems

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  Problem Solving    Health Problems  
  Drug Problems    Social Problems  
  World Problems    Family Problems  
  Medical Problems    Dog Problems  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Skin
Likes to wear:Diapers
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Has cancer,  Taking weight loss pills
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk,  Tea
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Smoking,  Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

They have completed advanced training in the treatment of colon and rectal problems in addition to full training in general surgery.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

A variety of health problems, including colon cancer, adult-onset diabetes, hemorrhoids, constipation and diverticulosis, have been linked to diets low in fiber.
More serious problems may include accelerated cardiovascular disease, hypertension, diabetes mellitus and an increased risk of colon cancer.
That is these new fat and tasty foods, don't work well in our digestive tract, and they get stuck, rotting in our colons contributing to all sorts of health problems.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The doctor is able to carefully examine the lining of the rectum and diagnose colon and rectal problems, perform biopsies, and remove polyps.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Colon cleansing uses natural health and herbs to help your body to heal health problems which are often related to a colon which is not functioning as nature intended.
Domingo Colon will share information based on many years of Tai Chi training and physical therapy experience to provide you with the best tools necessary to avoid and correct numerous back problems.
Colon cancer screening tests identify suspicious or pre-cancerous polyps, which can be removed before they develop into a serious health problem.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

If you are eating your mango-a-day, irregularity is not a problem for you and so we'll spare the gruesome details regarding constipation, piles and spastic colon.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

This procedure is 100% effective in detecting polyps, tumors or other problems in the colon, which can be treated very successfully.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

However, if it was between income tax problems or looking at Colon all year at Wrigley, I would choose the former.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

I had remembered reading that many African tribes never suffered from digestive problems, nor cancer of the colon.
 
 
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From:
bernice
2005-04-11 09:13:22
colon ulsers
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