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Topic: SPASTIC COLON

Related:
  Colon    Colon Cancer  
  Diseases of the Colon    Colon Cleansing  
  Colon and Rectal Surgery    Colon Cleanse  
  Colon Health    Colon Polyps  
  Colon problems    Colon Hydrotherapy  
  Colon Cancer Treatment    Colon Test  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Easily addicted
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Sleepwalking sleepwalker,  Working
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Likes to wear:Diapers
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Taking Prozac,  Taking weight loss pills
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Smoking,  Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Another symptom, irritable bowel syndrome, also known as a spastic colon, in which the patient experiences frequent periods of diarrhea and /or constipation.
It is here in the lower intestine where sufferers of irritable bowel syndrome or spastic colon are mainly affected.
However, another digestive condition, irritable bowel syndrome (or spastic colon) does appear to be strongly related to stress.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

By Opposite Polarity : emotional stress may cause constipation for days, or a spastic colon when stressed, heart-related ailments and back problems.
These causes often underlie such conditions as “Spastic Colon” and “Irritable Bowel Syndrome” for which conventional medicines may be ineffective.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Do you have a "spastic" colon, irritable bowel syndrome, nervous stomach, loose stools or constipation?
Contrast studies of the colon display rigid, spastic segmental contraction of bowel, ulcer, erosions, and no peristalsis.
These conditions are ideal for hiatus hernias and spastic colons.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Often referred to as "spastic colon", IBS is often misunderstood by both the public and the medical profession.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Through the years, IBS has been called by many names--colitis, mucous colitis, spastic colon, spastic bowel, and functional bowel disease.
 
 
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