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Topic: Colon and Rectal Surgery

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  Surgery    Colon  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
People talk about their ..:Tattoo
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Skin,  Hair
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Residency in Colon and Rectal Surgery is offered to candidates who have completed five years of General Surgery Residency and are certified or eligible for examination by the American Board of Surgery.
Morrison is Board Certified by both the American Board of Surgery and the American Board of Colon and Rectal Surgery and is a Fellow of the American College of Surgeons.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Surgery, Colon And Rectal Colon and rectal surgeons treat patients of all ages who are affected by disease of the intestinal tract, anus and rectum.
A striking example of the continuous effort towards minimally invasive colon surgery is seen in the history of the treatment of rectal procidentia.
Both surgeons are board certified in Colon and Rectal Surgery and in General Surgery.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

A general surgery resident rotates on the colon and rectal service, giving the colon and rectal surgery resident ample opportunity for enhanced learning through teaching.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Colonoscopy became a vital component of colon and rectal surgery in the late 1970's, and improvements in technique and instrumentation permitted aggressive endoscopic treatment of colonic neoplasms.
Smith comes to Surgical Associates after completing a fellowship in Colon and Rectal Surgery at Michigan State University earlier this year.
Laparoscopic colon surgery is a technique whereby the colon can be removed using several small incisions.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Pelvic surgery or trauma, including cancer surgery in the prostate, bladder, colon or rectal area, can cause impotence.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

In areas ranging from techniques for gallbladder, colon and rectal surgery to the evaluation and management of allergic diseases, the Clinic is in the forefront of medical innovation and expertise.
The Colon and Rectal Surgery Program offers residents the opportunity to develop research and educational skills.
 
 
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