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Topic: Colon Test

Related:
  Test    Colon  
  Blood tests    Test Equipment  
  Colon Cancer    Test Drive  
  Practice Test    Laboratory tests  
  Drug Test    T Test  
  Self Test    Test Lab  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Dream job(s):Private Detective
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Eyes
Interest(s):Biology
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia,  Cloning themselves
Worst habit(s):Drinking,  Belching
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Predictive test for hereditary colon cancer and endometrial cancer.
The test can take the place of conventional fiberoptic scoping of the colon in screening for colon cancer in those individuals who cannot tolerate such invasive colonoscopy.
Studies have shown that a yearly fecal occult blood test can actually reduce the death rate from colon cancer by 33 percent.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Barium Enema Many patients will get this test as part of a screening examination for colon cancer.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

A test for blood in your stool, which can indicate colon cancer, is a simple test in which you apply a portion of your stool to a special card and return it to the Laboratory for testing.
Colonoscopy is a similar test with a longer scope that allows examination of the entire colon rather than the last half.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The new test can detect small genetic abnormalities in cancer cells of the colon and precancerous nodules, known as polyps.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

In a test with mice which had large tumors transplanted from human colon cancer cells, over half of the tumors were destroyed by the bacteria in less than 24 hours.
This opens the door for tests to screen large numbers of patients for early detection of diseases such as lung cancer and colon cancer.
There are also interesting trials being done to test its effectiveness against recurrent Colon Cancer as an adjuvant therapy to prevent the return of the disease.
 
 
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