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Topic: Columbine High School

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  School    High  
  Columbine    Junior High School  
  High School Diploma    Columbine High School shootings  
  University High School    Girls' High School  
  High School Sports    High School Friends  
  Central High School    High School Youth  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Yasser Arafat,  Al Capone,  Howard Stern
Favorite possession(s):Gun
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Police Officer
Education:Junior High School
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Likes to wear:Burqa
Favorite movie(s):Some Like It Hot
Favorite sport(s):Snowboarding
Listens to:Barenaked Ladies
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having more friends,  Winning the lottery,  Becoming a goth
Membership(s):National Rifle Association
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Among many dire consequences, the tragic school shootings at Columbine High School created an unprecedented nexus between the classroom and the newsroom.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

The Columbine High School shootings in Littleton, Colorado.
Few of us will forget what happened at Columbine High School in Littleton Colorado on April 20, 1999.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Following the Columbine High School shootings, they finally voted for such modest measures as childproof safety locks and background checks at gun shows.
But the primary reason is that Americans have never had to face such incidents as the Columbine High School shootings or the Oklahoma City bombings before.
A recent federal court decision required parents of victims of the Columbine High School shootings to remove tiles they had placed at the school, because they contained a religious message.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Columbine High School massacre in Littleton, Colorado, two years ago, is the basis for the film’s title and premise: “Why is America so violent?
The challenge was developed and implemented prior to the school shooting at Columbine High School in Littleton, Colo.
In April the national staff responded to the shootings at Columbine High School in Littleton, CO.
 
 
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