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Topic: Columbine High School shootings

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  Columbine    Shooting  
  High School shootings    Columbine High School shootings  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Yasser Arafat,  Nelson Mandela,  Howard Stern
Favorite possession(s):Gun
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Terrorist
Education:Junior High School
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite sport(s):Snowboarding
Listens to:Barenaked Ladies
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having more friends,  Winning the lottery,  Becoming a goth
Membership(s):National Rifle Association
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

The Columbine High School shootings in Littleton, Colorado.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Would it be less than tactful for me to point out that guns in schools would be an excellent defense against Columbine-type school shootings so vividly portrayed in the national media?
Following the Columbine High School shootings, they finally voted for such modest measures as childproof safety locks and background checks at gun shows.
But the primary reason is that Americans have never had to face such incidents as the Columbine High School shootings or the Oklahoma City bombings before.
Mark Harris,
Priest

There were some very strong Christians who died in the Columbine school shootings, who we would say were martyred for their faith.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Eight school shootings in 1998-a year before Columbine-prompted Congress to create the Safe Schools Initiative.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Among many dire consequences, the tragic school shootings at Columbine High School created an unprecedented nexus between the classroom and the newsroom.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I remember her show the day after the Columbine High School shootings.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

I live in the Catholic parish whose youth were recently traumatized by the shootings at Columbine High School in April 1999.
A year after the Columbine shootings, school officials across the United States are seeking ways to anticipate and prevent student violence.
Saturday April 23rd The commentary and facts as I uncovered them regarding certain rumors surrounding the shootings at Columbine High School certainly got a reaction.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

In the wake of the shootings at Columbine High School, the WB temporarily shelved this controversial episode about school violence.
 
 
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